Mary Vaughn. As reported in today's Globe and Mail by Oliver Moore, Halifax senior facing eviction for salty language: "He was being rude and interrupting and just being a pig. I just turned around very slowly and said '---, f.o.'"

(This is actually spelled out in the G&M).

We All Loved Lucy...
In today's Globe and Mail John Allemang reports on Alan Weisman's book The World Without Us, where...poof! bam! annihilation! From Allemang: "he describes in loving detail how human stuff will decompose and decay as nature rushes back in..." What's eternity? "Fragmented radio waves from episodes of I Love Lucy continue their journey into intergalactic space". I always knew Lucy rocked.